? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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