but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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