she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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