Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
