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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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