you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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