that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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