After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
false alarm. still invincible.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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