who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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