How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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