I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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