whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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