ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
soo... how was my night?
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