When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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