Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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