In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Shame is for Republicans.
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