...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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