Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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