I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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