i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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