I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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