Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
