I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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