I cockslap morals
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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