ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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