He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Semen is not good for contacts.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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