she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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