Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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