kristin has been a bad kristin
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wish I only lived at night.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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