Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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