i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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