Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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