Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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