How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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