OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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