So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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