i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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