ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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