i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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That's how twitter works, right?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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