How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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