i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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