There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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