who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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