Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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