i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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