Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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