I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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