Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
no you cant smoke seaweed
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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