Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
