Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
