I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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